Browsing through the news, I noticed there's going to be a solar eclipse Friday morning, but it's not going to be visible here. I need an apricot scarf. And a Lear Jet, but that's just a minor detail. You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot

According to the news, one good place to view the eclipse is northeastern Canada. I assume that means Nova Scotia. I hear you went up to Saratoga, and your horse naturally won. Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia, to see the total eclipse of the sun. I already have the hat strategically dipped below one eye. So all I need is the apricot scarf to be the mysterious subject of Carly Simon's song. I bet you think this song is about you, don't you. The Lear Jet would be nice too, but that's just a petty detail. If I had one of these, I wouldn't even need the Lear. I'd just have to be careful with the scarf's loose ends.